The Caribbean Vacation Standard

January 28, 2006

I’ve been preparing my taxes, which is the sort of thing that focuses the mind on finance. And I realize that I’ve adopted a financial unit called the Caribbean Vacation Standard, which I recommend to all of you. I used to visit the Caribbean a good deal— once or twice a year. But now I […]

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State of the Union

January 25, 2006

For the first time I’m tempted to fill this space with emoticons and big bold capital letters like OMFG!!!. Just trust me. This video is brilliant.

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The Forest of Incandescent Bliss

January 24, 2006

I’ve just read Cordwainer Smith’s Norstrilia for the first time in several decades. Smith was one of the Great Peculiars of science fiction, producing strong, intricate, highly wrought, highly weird stories that will never be mistaken for the work of anyone else. No one else had a mind like Smith. Sometimes one has the impression […]

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Fluorescent Green Pigs of Taiwan

January 13, 2006

Reality has kicked the stuffing out of science fiction yet again. “Even their hearts and internal organs glow green.”

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Rattlesnakes for Sale

January 13, 2006

Are you a cult leader? Do you have enemies that you feel must be punished for their crimes? There’s nothing that says “That crazy murder cult is after me!” like a rattlesnake in your enemy’s mailbox, but rounding up those snakes was always such a tiresome chore. But fear not! Save many hours of weary […]

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Last Call Poker: the Coolest Thing

January 11, 2006

The coolest thing I’ve been involved with of late is Last Call Poker. If you look at the site, you’ll find that it seems to be a place to play online poker. When you register to play, you’ll be asked to provide the day of your death. You’ve got to be dead to play Last […]

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Page 123

January 7, 2006

From Miss Snark’s Blog (who got it from Tribe’s blog) , I steal the following exercise. Here are your instructions: 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. 5. Don’t search around […]

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Calling All Martian Poets

January 6, 2006

Word has reached this office of the first Martian Poetry Slam. Commander Shannon Rupert and the rest of Crew 41 eagerly solicit your submissions by noon, January 9th. (Tight deadline, this.) Winners will receive “eternal glory” (and, we presume, no money). Winning submissions will be read aloud by someone or other and archived for future […]

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Oh, puhta!

January 4, 2006

From the scholar Tyellas we have a cross-referenced list of everything Tolkien said about elf sex. Orlando Bloom fans will not be happy.

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Gentleman Farmer

January 4, 2006

Halojonesfan, in a response to the “Despair” essay below, linked to this article on the new popularity of tiny cattle. Which reminded me that I happened to have this picture of me on Tractor Beam, hauling one of our mini-cows to market.

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