Reviews in the Nick of Time: Hugo

December 8, 2011

Martin Scorsese directing a fantasy?  A fantasy with a juvenile protagonist?  A fantasy with a juvenile protagonist based on a Caldecott Award-winning children’s book in which absolutely no one is stabbed in the jugular with a kitchen knife to spray gallons of blood over the scenery?  Say it ain’t so, Marty! Yeah, it’s so. Despite […]

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Galactic Onanation Device

December 7, 2011

Happy Holidays, everybody!  Jesus is returning! As a Borg! On a Cube! Which is disguised as a comet! And you can prove this through scripture! Via io9, the exciting new UFO theory so insanely implausible and dimwitted that of course tens of thousands of people believe in it without question. Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet […]

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Mayan Stylin’

December 6, 2011

If you’ve been fretting about the end of the world (which, for those of you still waiting for Y2K, has been rescheduled for 2012), you can now rest easy. If, that is, you own an Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. The Mayan Power Cloak not only guarantees that you will survive the arrival of Bolon […]

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Aboundeth Irony

December 6, 2011

  Word (via Dangerous Minds) that the soundtrack of those “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti-download ads is, in fact, pirated.  Somebody owes Dutch composer Melchior Rietveldt a great big bucketful of Euros. Adding injury to insult to injury, the national royalty collection agency Buma/Stemra demanded a hefty bribe before investigating the matter.   Which demand […]

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Comin’ Atcha

December 5, 2011

So here I am, fresh (and reeking) from my three-day black belt test. I am now a fifth-degree black belt in Kenpo Karate.  One of six in our organization. Score!!! I am in almost too much pain to type this— let’s just say my physical resources were thoroughly tested, and leave it at that— but […]

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Return Engagement

December 2, 2011

We’re experiencing the first big winter storm of the season, with what are quite literally hurricane-force winds.  My neighbor appears to have lost part of his roof.  The 0nly damage we’ve sustained so far is that the cover to the hot tub tore off, flinging aside the heavy water-filled weights that we’d placed on it […]

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Taos Toolbox

December 1, 2011

For all you folks interested in writing SF and fantasy:  the application period for Taos Toolbox begins December 1 Toolbox is a two-week master class taught by myself, Nancy Kress, and special lecturer Daniel Abraham.  It takes place June 10-23, 2012, in the lovely mountain environs of Taos Ski Valley. For more information, by all […]

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Technician Fail

December 1, 2011

  So today we had the sixth and seventh Comcast technicians come to restore my broadband Internet.  The sixth dug a trench in my side yard.  The seventh climbed a pole to install some kind of booster. They really are trying, folks. In neither case did the fix last more than a few minutes. My […]

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Nebula Awards

November 30, 2011

You know, every writer— and I imagine most everyone else— has an inner Veruca Salt.  Not the band, though you could have one of those  in your brain too probably,  but the girl in the red dress from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and its various film adaptations, the one who begins every sentence with […]

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Clotted Cream

November 27, 2011

(Internet service still spotty.  Will try to keep this short.) I was at a friend’s birthday party this afternoon, and noticed there was clotted cream.  (The real stuff, too, came from England in a bottle.  Not the American kind which is just whipped cream with some kind of emulsifier in it.) “Look!” I told Kathy.  […]

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